shan shan from kazakhstan.

Notes: 6 / 3 days ago from juhnetika

juhnetika:

I want to get this for Danny for Christmas.
It’s called a “Pornament”.
And it’s clearly a banana phallus.
Just thought I’d share.
[I love Fairvilla trips]

I want to get this for Danny for Christmas.

It’s called a “Pornament”.

And it’s clearly a banana phallus.

Just thought I’d share.

[I love Fairvilla trips]

3 days ago from bookmarklet

via farm4.static.flickr.com

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via farm1.static.flickr.com

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via blog.placesaroundflorida.com

Notes: 1 / 3 days ago from bookmarklet

via neatorama.cachefly.net

Notes: 114 / 4 days ago from synecdoche

Lauren kenworthy told me htat a fcae i made yesterday made me look like melissa joan heart.. hmm.

synecdoche:

clarissa is wearing dinosaur earrings. she is officially the coolest character that has ever been on television.

Notes: 2 / 4 days ago

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don’t exercise at all.”

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Thirty-four,” she replied.

Notes: 3 / 4 days ago from fuckfuckyeahyeah

fuckfuckyeahyeah:

Dropped by bergen.

Notes: 3 / 4 days ago from soulgarden

soulgarden:

Watching right now ♥

Notes: 570 / 4 days ago from kari-shma

kari-shma:

They Treat Horses, Don’t They? (via October~October)

4 days ago from bookmarklet

DEXTER: Lost Boys | Give Me My Remote

4 days ago from bookmarklet

Taylor Momsen

Cindy Lou Who//Lil J

via www.givememyremote.com

Notes: 75 / 4 days ago from kittylitter (originally from emagic)

kittylitter:

emagic:

1994 - 2009. Jared Leto is a robot.

Notes: 9 / 4 days ago from strawberryfieldsforeverx (originally from lmfaoitslili)

Have You Ever...

strawberryfieldsforeverx:

lmfaoitslili:

favorite or reblog with your own answers.

[x ]Played Spin the Bottle?
[ x]Toilet Paper someone’s house
[ ]Played Poker with money
[ ]Gone swimming in a white T-shirt
[x ]been tickled so hard you couldn’t talk
[x ]like someone but never told them
[x ]went camping
[ ]had a crush on your brother’s friend
[x ]walk in the rain without an umbrella
[x ]told a joke that NObody thought was funny
[x ]been in a talent show
[x ]started laughing at someone’s bedtime
[x ]worn somthing your mom didn’t appove of
[x ]been to a nude beach
[ ]drank jack daniels
[x ]cursed in a church
[ ]been called a slut for kissing someone
[x ]burnt yourslef with a curling iron/straightner
[ ]wanted to be a police officer
[x ]dumped someone
[x ]been hit on by someone too old
[ ]wanted to be a model
[x]bought lottery tickets
[x ]made out in a car
[x ]cried during a movie
[x ]wanted something you couldn’t have
[ ]had sex on the beach
[ ]had the drink sex on the beach
[ x]seen someone shoplift
[x ]hung up on someone
[x ]yelled at your pet
[ x]bought a thong when the casheir was a guy
[ x]tried to strip when drunk
[ x]gotten seasick
[ ]had a stalker
[ ]played a prank on somone that had them really scared
[x ]been embarassed by one of your family
[ ]felt bad about eating meat
[x ]protested
[x ]been to an island
[ ]been in love
[x] ate jus because you were bored
[x] looked at something everybody thought was ugly and said “aww”
[ ]Screamed in a library
[ x]Made out with a stranger
[ ]Been Dumped
[x ]Wished a part of you was different
[ x] asked a guy to dance
[x ]been asked out by a really hot guy
[xxxx] laughed so hard you cried
[x ]went up to a complete stranger and started talking
[xxxx ]been sunburned
[ ]kicked a guy in the nuts for being a pervert
[x ]threw up in school
[ ]recieved an anonymous love letter
[x ]had to wear something you hated
[ ]been to a luau
[ ]saw your ex and wanted to kick his/her ass
[x ]cursed in front of your parents
[ ]been in a commerical on tv
[x ]watched a movie that made you miss your ex
[ x]been out of the country
[ x]been honked at by some guy/girl when you were walking down the sidewalk
[x ]won at pool
[x ]went to a party where you were the ony sober one
[x ]went on a diet
[ ]been lost out to sea
[ ]been cheated on
[ x]tanned topless
[ ]been attacked by seagulls
[ x]been searched in an airport
[x ]been on a plane
[ ]been pants-ed
[x ]thown a shoe at someone
[x ] broke someone’s heart
[ x]sung in the shower
[x ]bought something way too expensive
[x ]done something really stupid that you still laugh about
[x ]been walked in on when you were dressing
[ x]ran out of a movie theatre because you were too scared of the movie
[ ]been kicked out of the mall
[x ]been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back
[ ]been given a detention on the worst day that you could get one
[ x]done something stupid when you were drunk
[ ]fell off your roof
[x ]pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone
[ x]had a deer jump in front of your car
[x ]threatened someone with a water gun

Can you….

[ ]Unwrap a starburst with your tounge
[x ]sing
[x ]open your eyes underwater
[ ]eat whatever you want and not have to worry
[x ]ice skate
[ ]sing in front of a crowd
[ x]whistle
[x ]be a bitch at times
[ ]do thirty pull ups
[x ]walk in really high heals
[ ]eat super spicy foods
[ ]skateboard
[x ]sleep with the lights on
[ ]mulititask
[ ]touch your nose with your tounge
[x ]fall asleep easily in the car
[x ]do the cotton eye joe
[ x]play ddr and not fall
[ ]surf
[ ]fit in your locker
[ x]do a split
[x ]taste the difference between pepsi and coke

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